There comes a time in your life when you suddenly feel an unexplained admiration for the silliest jokes that you can find. This time might come to you when you are still in your nappies, or it might come once you hit that sweet thirty, but never ever will this time occur in your teenage years, uh-huh, no chance. Anyway, if you’re in that spot right now and are searching for the cheesiest jokes, then nothing is cheesier than cheese puns! And this also signals that you’ve opened exactly the right article that’s not-so-incidentally dedicated to Emmentaler, Gouda, Cheddar, and all kinds of different Fromage that you could think of.
Now, you wouldn’t disa-brie that cheese is some magical mana that gives you a feeling of immense joy upon its ingestion, and it has also been proved by scientists that it is quite addictive. If eating this coagulated milk product makes you happy, imagine reading these funny cheese puns simultaneously; you might need help to calm your glee down! But it’s all in good fun because laughter is the purification of the soul, and it also burns the calories from imbibing too much of this glorious substance.
So, don’t be shy; take a chunk of Gorgonzola and scroll down below to meet these subtle cheese puns. Some are just grate while others are purely divine, but none of them are mediocre, we promise! After you’re quite finished with skimming through this hilarious puns list, vote for the one-liners that you liked the most, and, of course, share this article with your fromager friends.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to dis a brie?
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.
Everybody’s looking for stilton.
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym?
To get shredded.
When his maternal aunt decreed unto him that he couldn’t see an R-rated movie, the aged cheddar said, “I’m too mature for your taste.”
Things get overtly tense with a cheesy lover when they come up and convey to you that they are fondue.
The Italian cheese told his swiss cheese wife when they bought a car on loan, “Ricotta make the installment payments on time”.
Try to remember, think caerphilly.
You’ve aged better than cheese and wine.
Where would you find cottage cheese on a restaurant’s menu?
Under the a la curd section!
The cheese’s favorite philosophical book was Introduction to Fetaphysics.
When the community found out that the religious Mr. Cheese had stolen from the church funds, the pasta from the local church came and told him, “Have you heard about the word of our lord Cheesus?”
The cheese did not submit itself to be sliced up, because he had far grater schemes.
The air hostess showed the cheddar how to operate the emergency window in queso emergency.
The baby cheese dreamt that upon growing up he would live in cottage cheese.
The biggest problem that we face today is that the cheese-based diet we follow just makes us feta and feta.
I had read in the history books that Al Capone liked eating lots of cheese. His favorite cheese to gorge upon would be the mass-carpone.
Mr Gouda the cheese’s greatest fear was to buy an apartment in a grated community.
I find puns too cheesy, mostly briecause im not gouda at them.
What do they call their cheese in the middle east?
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Bunch of young cheeses were teasing a classmate over being a prov. Teacher catches them and says sternly, “Hey! Leave the prov alone!”
I had fondue you think we can do this again?
I camembert the last time we saw each other.
Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan.
Have you heard about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
A lion’s favorite type of cheese is a roarquefort.
The type of cheese that defends a palace is known as Moat-zarella.
I recently got a slice of cheese from the market which was behaving very weirdly. Guess, I bought myself Emmental cheese.
When I went to visit my cheese friend, he welcomed me with open arms and asked me whether I’ll take tea or coffee. I replied that I’ll Havarti.
We should refrain from eating too many cheese dips as it may result in a bad queso diarrhea.
The Beatle’s love for cheese can be truly understood through their immortal song ‘Let it brie’.
A good way to start a conversation in your first interview is to say, “It is brie you’re looking for?”
When the little boy cheese was having a rough day, his mom told him, “You gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
The cheese could not go to the party at night because he did not have the parmesan from his parents.
I’m trying to come up with a cheese pun…. but I can’t think of Jack.
Did you hear about that cheese documentary?
I will Brie-fly explain why it was so cheesy.
You think you’re feta than me?
Let’s agree to disabrie.
To brie or not to brie.
Where would I brie without you?!
Mind your own cheesewax.
I’ll take your curd for it.
Sorry you’re feeling bleu.
To havarti and to hold.
I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you.
I’ve Stiltons of love for you.
You’re my Roquefort ever.
Enjoy the Christmas festivi-cheese.
Building a roquefort is your best bet when looking after little cheeses.
Checking himself out in the looking glass, the Cheddar remarked unto himself, “you are looking sharp!”.
You should always take proper fire precaution measures at the cheese factory in queso a fire breaks out.
I guess all my efforts to smoke cheese into a pie went in vain but an applewood.
The most loved Village People’s song for any cheese lover is ‘Nacho Man.’
Mr Gouda and his family had recently attended the concert of their favorite singer Alicia Cheese.
I had an argument with my girlfriend before over cheese based puns, she eventually ended up throwing me Gouda house.
What’s the common point between a Nigerian sorcerer and French cheese?
They’re both afromage.
Who cares if you’re alone-y, just eat some macaroni.
Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
Hey, you’re looking sharp.
Cheesy come, cheesy go.
Set you mind at cheese.
You’re cheddar off without him.
There’s de-brie everywhere.
Fifty Shades of Gruyere.
You don’t have to be prov-alone.
What havarti you’ve done?
I love holding hands, when your parmesan mine.
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?
There was de-brie everywhere.
Upon waking up at the crack of dawn and looking at the mirror the cheese exclaimed, “Halloumi.”
The variant of cheese that beavers love to eat is Edam.
A cheese is driven crazy when everybody they meet on a daily basis is crackers.
A sad cheese is blue cheese.
Do you work out?
Because you look mozzer-hella good.
Daddy, what is it called to be the average score in golf?
Par, ma Sean. Par.
Who would you like to get cheesy with Paris Stilton or Brieoncé?
Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
Anything you can do, I can do feta.
Gouda take the good with the bad.
Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
Let’s brie friends forever.
Have a brie-lliant birthday!
Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
I would be so provolone without you.
You are looking mozzare-hella good.
Nothing get cheddar than this.
You’re up to no gouda.
This is a gruyere area.
Ricotta get through this.
He’s my arch neme-swiss.
What is your hypotheswiss?
You’re my soul swiss-ter.
Hope your cheesmas is a cracker.
A cheese lover’s favorite event track event at the Olympics is the curdles.
The blue cheese was depressed because his neighbors told him that he smelt.
At the restaurant, the customer ordered some fresh feta cheese when it already was tomme to go.
Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.
Set your mind at cheese.
My favorite kind of music is R&Brie.
I’m really fondue you.
That’s what cheese said.
You’re so cheesygoing.
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Lay your curds on the table.
Make America Grate Again.
Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
Don’t be blue, you’re not old, you’re just mature.
When the baker told the cheese lover that the shop is closing early, he said, “You gouda brie joking!”
Japanese cheeseburgers use Colby beef.
Do you brie-lieve in magic?
Hoping today is as nice as can brie.
You’re my Roquefort ever.
Edam you’re looking fine.
Cheese is just a loaf of milk.